Sunday, May 5, 2013

License

I still can't believe I got my license. Everything is so surreal right now. It took me almost two years to get my license. I started off my driving tenure on the wrong foot, literally...I had the gas and brake pedals confused my first couple of drives. Things didn't get any better with my driver's ed. The teacher was a complete jerk-face who would yell at me constantly. He made me extremely nervous and was not afraid to point it out to me, referring to me as "schizophrenic", and said I "shook like a hooker in church." Instead of teaching me how to drive he would make me go get him coffee. I was so intimidated by him that I never went back to driver's ed to finish my final drive. So instead of getting my license 6 months after I got my permit (Plan A), I now had to resort to wait until my 18th birthday (Plan B). The only thing was that I was still a suck-tacular driver. So now, 7 months after my 18th birthday, my dream of being behind the wheel has finally come true. God is good.