Just saw the trailer for the new
Jem and the Holograms movie.
Now I never watched the original show and I didn't even know it existed
until about a year or 2 ago (the closest I've come to seeing footage of
it was the Nostalgia Chick episode). When I heard they were gonna do a
movie I actually thought it was a clever idea. A fun, 80's campfest,
girl power extravaganza would at least be something
different
than all the meaningless action movies and Seth Rogan comedies we get
nowadays. But oh boy was I wrong. The trailer sucked, hard. And people
might think that it shouldn't piss me off because I have absolutely no
connection to the original
Jem, which I do not. But somehow this
thing manages to infuriate me. I think it is more of a principle thing
more than anything else.
What
Jem: the Movie is
doing is stripping everything unique about the original.The plot seems
so formulaic I swear I've seen it a million times. Person wants to be a
musician, gets famous, forced to become someone they aren't. C'mon, I
think that describes at least a dozen Disney Channel original movies
©. It's so bad that there aren't even any holograms! You think a movie called
Jem and the Holograms would at least have a hologram or two. I'm pretty sure Michael Bay's
Transformers kept more of the feel for the old 80's cartoon than this does (and that's saying something).
Even
when you make a remake or reboot of something, you should still keep
SOMETHING that bares a resemblance to the original. Take Christopher
Nolan's
Dark Knight trilogy. Yes, it was different than any
Batman movie audience's had seen before, but it also kept (some) of the
essence of who Batman was. Alfred, Commissioner Gordon, Catwoman, the
Joker they were all there. Bruce still went through similar events that
he went through in the comics (the death of his parents, training in
Japan), but they were done with a new twist. If you take a popular
franchise or character and make a movie that makes that franchise or
character unrecognizable you end up with something like the
Super Mario Bros. movie or the 90's
Godzilla. And we all know how they turned out.
It
might seem a little judgy to say that they "destroyed Jem" just from
watching the trailer, but I don't see what could possibly happen in the
movie that would surprise anyone. If the movie is closer to the source
material than the trailer shows, I gotta question whatever marketing
department put this turd together because the main audience for this is
kids who grew up watching the show, and this trailer is not going to get
them in the theaters.
-Matthew
