My Power Rangers Experience

One of my closest friends since I was nine months old was in town. For nostalgia's sake, we decided to watch an episode of Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. It is pretty much the same as I remember it, except different. I noticed a lot of little things while watching and decided to share them.

• Zordon is a giant floating head. What happened to the rest of his body? Or is he using some sort of telepathic projection.
• The black guy is the Black Ranger, the Asian girl is the Yellow Ranger. I get it..
• Alpha is significantly more annoying than I remember.
• Kimberly is beautiful.
• The acting from Amy Jo Johnson, Walter Jones, and Austin St. John isn't attrocious. Can't say the same for Thuy Trang and David Yost though.
• Do the monsters really wait for the Rangers to morph and the Megazord to assemble?
• Rita Repulsa is so badly dubbed it's unbearable. Props to her voice actress though, she's got some serious chops.
• It's so obvious that the morphed-Yellow Ranger is a man, would it have killed them to find a stunt WOMAN?
• The special effects are well.....bad. 
• When Rita throws her magic wand, how does she get it back?
• Why does Rita send the Putty Patrol, then the monster, THEN make it grow. Has she ever considered just sending down an extraordinarily large monster? All that time in a space dumpster must have seriously damaged her mind.
• If Squatt and Baboo annoy Ms. Repulsa so much why doesn't she just zap them with her trusty dusty magic wand? They don't serve a purpose anyway.
• The clothes are so totally 90's.
• It's disappointing knowing that they had to use footage from the Japanese version of the show for the fight scenes. I mean c'mon with they money they were making off this show from toy sales alone could've paid for some extra film and stunt actors.
• How could nobody tell that they were the Power Rangers? They always are hanging out together and wearing their respective colors.
• It's hard to watch Trini without thinking how the actress that played her passed away
• The first Rangers really are classic, I was so mad when they replaced them.

That's all for now. Have a morphinomical day.