Yesterday I was driving home and this guy in a black car (I'm calling him Jerry) was tailing me. The speed limit was only 25 mph and he was at least going 30, but boy did I stick it to him. Instead of speeding up and letting him get his way I kept on going 25. There's no way I'm just gonna let Jerry get his way and risk a ticket just because he was in a bad mood. The worst part was he kept on following me and then another car got behind him, and for a second I thought they were either undercover cops out to get me or recruiters from the Illuminati. What I really need is a device on the back of my car that projects messages via telepathy so I can tell people like Jerry: "I'm not gonna slow down deal with it."
Score:
Matthew - 1
Jerry - 0
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